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  • Patrice Marie
    Patrice Marie

    ..... My God! ....You got a lot of roll overs .... to keep these gigs going! ....... funny stuff!

    Giorno fa
  • Karen Coley
    Karen Coley

    I am binge listening as we speak......love it!

    4 giorni fa
  • penn707
    penn707

    Why do Russian men always wear 1980 style track suits?

    5 giorni fa
  • twostep919
    twostep919

    Because their not just going to defeat the wind... they will break it.

    5 giorni fa
  • Paula Adams
    Paula Adams

    It's 7 am and I'm here 😂

    6 giorni fa
  • obbor4
    obbor4

    As long as football fields are 100 yards long, and it's 60 feet six inches from the mound to home plate and ninety feet between bases, we will never adopt the metric system.

    7 giorni fa
  • seo aronson
    seo aronson

    you are so funny!!!!

    7 giorni fa
  • Woowoo
    Woowoo

    It's very true about us Australians.

    7 giorni fa
  • Woowoo
    Woowoo

    @KingdomKom Well, I agree to a point, however even the many Western nations like the US and Australia are quick to show outrage at human right injustices that occur elsewhere -Syria, Palestine, Rohingya refugees etc, but who are then allowing terrible human right injustices to happen in their own backyard - refugees, discrimination against minorities and not to mention major injustices here in Aust toward the indigenous population. Western liberal countries are quick to judge, but fail to see the injustice in their own backyard.

    6 giorni fa
  • KingdomKom
    KingdomKom

    @Woowoo Point taken on any country's digressions which are at times inhumane and inexplicable, very few countries support the freedom of democracy and human rights. America has a paradox of its colonial inequities and promotion of freedom of oppression. I applaud Australia for its courage and commitment to those same principles, just like the rest of the Commonwealths. Besides the US, what other country is devoted to open society's freedom, and sacrifice national treasure for its existence? Ukraine would be a great example, where NATO is the front line of my example. We share common values of a democratic world, even with its inequities.

    6 giorni fa
  • Woowoo
    Woowoo

    @Paula Adams Ha! So true and really just like everyone else!

    6 giorni fa
  • Woowoo
    Woowoo

    @KingdomKom Yeah, Australia has many good things going for it, but some pretty crappy stuff as well ( just like any country and each one to different degrees). I took his comment about Australians judgement as very true, Australia has looked to the US for decades now to try and to shift the relationship with the colonial power UK. But I think at times Australia has gotten too far into bed with the US, hence why it what he said struck me as spot-on.

    6 giorni fa
  • Paula Adams
    Paula Adams

    Because y'all have similar skeletons in your closets. 😂😬

    6 giorni fa
  • Danger Mouse
    Danger Mouse

    Merica, fuck yeah!

    8 giorni fa
  • Von Musklaus
    Von Musklaus

    Sorry, but he is a bit irrirating. I don't find him particularly funny ?

    14 giorni fa
  • DeetsterB
    DeetsterB

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    18 giorni fa
  • thejasonbischoff
    thejasonbischoff

    Any new material? It’s 2019.

    20 giorni fa
  • Han Hendriks
    Han Hendriks

    Gaffigan! I'm Dutch and honored to be ridiculed by you. U bent een hele grappige meneer. :-)

    21 giorno fa
  • D Zimo
    D Zimo

    Do you know why Belgian women are so strong, They raise dumbels

    3 ore fa
  • Steve Mclean
    Steve Mclean

    At least Americans are consistently stupid, some Europeans are intelligent, some are idiots. You just don't know what your going to get.

    21 giorno fa
  • Chuck
    Chuck

    I’m often ashamed to be American. So many are sheltered cunts.

    21 giorno fa
  • Nate Free K-9 Help
    Nate Free K-9 Help

    Lol 👍🇦🇺🦘✌️🐶😎

    22 giorni fa
  • Ellis Family
    Ellis Family

    There are 2 types of countries in the world: 1) use the metric system 2) have landed on the moon

    22 giorni fa
  • Bob Smith
    Bob Smith

    Love it!!

    16 giorni fa
  • AnnoyingMoose
    AnnoyingMoose

    1) Most citizens can walk and talk at the same time 2) Have no idea how to prevent daily mass shootings

    22 giorni fa
  • XmanSully
    XmanSully

    I know it's comedy but: only three countrys on this entire planet still use Imperial Units: the USA is in that noble club alongside Myanmar and Lyberia. Even the former empire (UK) oficialy uses the metric system for decades now. However, since the USA is the center of the universe, we grow up automaticly switching distances and speeds. As for Farenheit.... why the ***k would you use a system other then the one that determins freezing point as zero and boiling as a hundred?

    22 giorni fa
  • john john
    john john

    obviously you've never heard of babylonian mathematics and base 60/12 unit system. There are distinct advantages that the imperial system has over the metric system. Unfortunately we use a base ten counting system. That's the real flaw. 1/3 in base ten =.333333, 1/3 in base twelve .4.

    2 giorni fa
  • James Mack
    James Mack

    Metric system..thank God that never took hold....too tough for us Americans!

    23 giorni fa
  • Eric van Bezooijen
    Eric van Bezooijen

    @James Mack Everyone knows that. 231 cubic inches in a gallon, 5280 feet in a mile, 1 horsepower is 33,000 foot-pounds per minute. Easy!

    14 giorni fa
  • James Mack
    James Mack

    Uhhhh.sure..furlong....

    14 giorni fa
  • Eric van Bezooijen
    Eric van Bezooijen

    Converting kilometers into meters is hard! But everyone knows an acre is the area bounded by a furlong on one side and a chain on another. Easy peasy!

    16 giorni fa
  • Nick B
    Nick B

    Just finished Economics II. The old R rated material was pretty funny

    23 giorni fa
  • Alisa Gossage
    Alisa Gossage

    "You should check out our history . . ." Yeah, because Europe never spelt blood in the name of conquest.

    24 giorni fa
  • Steve Mclean
    Steve Mclean

    Do you mean we wrote 'Blood' during numerous invasions?

    21 giorno fa
  • Rick Jones
    Rick Jones

    Kilometres? You were up in Abbotsford weren’t you Jimbo, I meant Jim. 😐 Sorry.

    24 giorni fa
  • Murray Gibson
    Murray Gibson

    Jim may gaff

    24 giorni fa
  • Nono
    Nono

    I hope I didn't pack heroin either.

    24 giorni fa
  • Nono
    Nono

    I wasn't taught to hate Russians, but I do travel all over the world and see them everywhere. They seem to scowl all the time and look really grumpy. But it's just a look that they have. Most Russians I've hung out with are a lot of fun and very friendly people. They just don't smile all the time when not engaged in conversation.

    24 giorni fa
  • Jesus Freak
    Jesus Freak

    Corey Ukraine 🇺🇦 pride!!

    7 giorni fa
  • Corey
    Corey

    I'm only part Ukranian, but I look really Ukranian, and everyone tells me my resting face is a combination of boredom and annoyance, even when I'm in a good mood. I think it's just the facial structure lol

    10 giorni fa
  • Charlie Dillon
    Charlie Dillon

    Eastern Euros the same. Basically people from cold places don't smile as much

    24 giorni fa
  • DreamBeliever365
    DreamBeliever365

    The Russians bigotry. Wow, people got quiet. I totally get what he’s saying. Back in the day... it was... Watch out for the Russians. He makes total sense. Lol

    24 giorni fa
  • white vanilla
    white vanilla

    Russians aren't that bad tho. They are just normal people like us. Muslims are the ones we have to worry about now lmao

    8 giorni fa
  • Eric van Bezooijen
    Eric van Bezooijen

    Just keep them away from vodka and your elections :)

    16 giorni fa
  • Aramonde Hasashi
    Aramonde Hasashi

    The Red scare has come back if you watch the news.

    20 giorni fa
  • DreamBeliever365
    DreamBeliever365

    Piano chords for EDM tracks Russia is unpredictable and likely has a chip on its shoulder. Back when I was a kid, we were nearly in a world war, it seemed. Very nervous about that.

    23 giorni fa
  • Piano chords for EDM tracks
    Piano chords for EDM tracks

    Same thing here in Finland

    24 giorni fa
  • ReaganPatriot
    ReaganPatriot

    “Still there “...😂😂😂😂

    24 giorni fa
  • Sheila Gebhardt
    Sheila Gebhardt

    Thanks for keeping it classy! We love you!

    25 giorni fa
  • thejasonbischoff
    thejasonbischoff

    Ah ah ah ah....

    25 giorni fa
  • thejasonbischoff
    thejasonbischoff

    Do some African jokes.

    25 giorni fa
  • Criss Gerwing
    Criss Gerwing

    Jim I like watching you work. Not just your voice...your facial expressions are so funny. 500 kms × 6 = 300 miles. Yes we in Canada sometimes like you folks. I have to say that I have family down there.

    25 giorni fa
  • IWillSurviveTheHighFive CauseIAmResilient
    IWillSurviveTheHighFive CauseIAmResilient

    Yeah I don't mind Americans either. Many of the tourists I've met here in Toronto are generally well-behaved and courteous. I think Americans lose it when they travel to countries where they don't speak English. I was in Italy with family just over a decade ago and, man, were the American tourists rude, loud, and whiny. And it wasn't just one person/family. These were different Americans in different cities. The frustration was visible.

    24 giorni fa
  • 241Tsunami
    241Tsunami

    I’ve been watching this video for like 5 min and it is frozen in time as the most racist video on the Dutch , without the Dutch you would have no TV , no radio , no electricity , no windows , no shoes and no English language . The Dutch created all those back in the 1500’s . There was a large war that broke out and they won again so they decided to share their goods and their inventions . It’s something everyone can be happy about . Tell 10 friends and then send back to me also to prove you care about me also .

    25 giorni fa
  • 241Tsunami
    241Tsunami

    DB Montgomery , yes , all true but butter prices have been rising and thereby cake will cost more . It matters not the country apart from praising (it) . If it were not for Dutch licorice there would be no roads either as the colouring agent is from licorice and they invented it and have large fields of it . This is all insider info so please keep it to yourself . Can you imagine if butter prices rise and no more cake ? Can you imagine no more roads as they can’t get the materials ? Like wise we both know the global embarkation process to monetize non Dutch palates has led to many large scale spin off benefits that would have otherwise never come about . It’s the shallow people that like to keep the honour to their country when in fact theft was never legalized so that nullified their intent as being honest and forthright. Jim knows all this stuff and that’s why he is such a success , he knows how to keep it under wraps and allow bits and pieces out with perfect precision . He owns many Dutch butter farms btw.

    6 giorni fa
  • DB Montgomery
    DB Montgomery

    I have Dutch ancestors and they used to watch TV that was powered by their windmills back in 1502. I think they personally invented the English phrases “whatchu talking about Willis” (short for Wilhiem) and “ remote control “ ( a wooden shoe with a radio circuitry in it.)

    6 giorni fa
  • DeathBeforeDecaf
    DeathBeforeDecaf

    Not true. But good to know the stereotype about the Dutch is true. How's the butthurt?

    24 giorni fa
  • David Findle
    David Findle

    Lmao...stfu and go make some wooden shoes..bork bork

    24 giorni fa
  • gralno
    gralno

    Tv in the 1500’s???

    24 giorni fa
  • hello beauty
    hello beauty

    😂

    25 giorni fa
  • JimElford
    JimElford

    Everytime I walk through the airport metal detector I feel like Arnie in Total Recall, any moment they're gonna detect my gun THAT I DONT HAVE.

    25 giorni fa
  • Chicken Chauffeur
    Chicken Chauffeur

    two...weeeeeks......twooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks! GET HIM....HER!

    24 giorni fa
  • X Marks
    X Marks

    Do I have HotPockets on me ? 😱

    25 giorni fa
  • X Marks
    X Marks

    Can I bring HotPockets on the plane ?

    25 giorni fa
  • TheTraffic247
    TheTraffic247

    We spy on allies. Have 800 military bases around the world and constantly start wars in other countries. When we are not going to war we are using cia to overthrow governments we don't like. But yea, we are not dumb, just not that interested in your country...unless we wanna steal something you have, lol.

    25 giorni fa
  • TheTraffic247
    TheTraffic247

    @DeathBeforeDecaf seems like you got rammed with one yourself. Stop being such a sensitive little snowflake.

    19 giorni fa
  • DeathBeforeDecaf
    DeathBeforeDecaf

    Got a pole up your ass? What a buzz kill

    24 giorni fa
  • TheTraffic247
    TheTraffic247

    @Noah Spurrier depends on the type of party.

    24 giorni fa
  • Noah Spurrier
    Noah Spurrier

    TheTraffic247 - you must be fun at parties.

    24 giorni fa
  • Dallas Du Toit
    Dallas Du Toit

    Never fails to improve my day

    25 giorni fa
  • Mary O
    Mary O

    "Bjorn Borg, Bjorn Borg..." 🤣

    25 giorni fa
  • Paula Adams
    Paula Adams

    I'm still 😂

    6 giorni fa
  • Doctor Smith
    Doctor Smith

    @Mary O it-stream.com/stream/video-_8SGRm3JaW8.html

    24 giorni fa
  • Mary O
    Mary O

    @DeathBeforeDecaf - Bork! Bork! Bork!

    24 giorni fa
  • DeathBeforeDecaf
    DeathBeforeDecaf

    Sounded like the Swedish chef from the Muppets 😉

    24 giorni fa
  • Pete Kondolios
    Pete Kondolios

    @Doctor Smith That's gold DS,gold !

    24 giorni fa
  • Juggie Bonebrain
    Juggie Bonebrain

    It's based on tens...

    25 giorni fa
  • Clarence Taylor
    Clarence Taylor

    Juggie Bonebrain of what?

    23 giorni fa
  • christine beaudoin
    christine beaudoin

    You have a gift!

    25 giorni fa
  • hxion
    hxion

    Caliente pocket

    25 giorni fa
  • Major blitz
    Major blitz

    Dude at some point you have to quit posting so I can get back to work.

    25 giorni fa
  • Justin Stewart
    Justin Stewart

    Major blitz OK

    7 giorni fa
  • Tdc Willies
    Tdc Willies

    Ha! That's friggin funny

    16 giorni fa
  • Lisa Amiano
    Lisa Amiano

    Major blitz 🤣 ikr!

    25 giorni fa
  • Sweet& Kind
    Sweet& Kind

    Big Fan of Jim Gaffigan!!He's funny as hell😄😂with his stand up,and he's acting in more movies these days.The movies he acts in are perfectly suited for his personality,Jim is really an amazing comedian and actor!!👏👏💖

    25 giorni fa
  • Ricardo Laakso
    Ricardo Laakso

    probably fat.

    11 giorni fa
  • Henry Dolle
    Henry Dolle

    second

    25 giorni fa
  • daonlyrainsolo
    daonlyrainsolo

    Numba one

    25 giorni fa