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  • ivan taek
    ivan taek

    sooo funnnyyyyy,i am you indonesian fans

    Giorno fa
  • Stefano P
    Stefano P

    Canadians don't like Americans, we are just too polite to say anything.

    4 giorni fa
  • Greg Beals
    Greg Beals

    Bjoren born bjoren born

    12 giorni fa
  • wrongtracksuit
    wrongtracksuit

    Just a heads up Jim: we Australians don't actually like Americans at all.....we're just being polite.

    26 giorni fa
  • Steak Williams
    Steak Williams

    You speak for our entire country? I happen to love Americans so much, you should question my judgement

    25 giorni fa
  • John Andrew
    John Andrew

    In Morocco customs they made me redue the forms like 3 times and I couldn’t understand them. US is best for me!

    28 giorni fa
  • acajudi100
    acajudi100

    redo😊

    18 giorni fa
  • WCGwkf
    WCGwkf

    Has to be one of the funniest bits.. when she asks English lmao

    29 giorni fa
  • Xrp Will it go up?
    Xrp Will it go up?

    The Russians I encountered on a scaba trip in Thailand were rude asswipes

    29 giorni fa
  • Nobody Uknow
    Nobody Uknow

    Jim Gaffigan is my spirit animal ^_^

    Mese fa
  • Robert Cornelius
    Robert Cornelius

    Who else got the feeling that he was not performing to a live audience?

    Mese fa
  • Steak Williams
    Steak Williams

    I didn't, but now I do

    25 giorni fa
  • Dale Christopher
    Dale Christopher

    What made you think Australians like Americans?

    Mese fa
  • buzzcrushtrendkill
    buzzcrushtrendkill

    Aussie's are a mouthy lot.

    29 giorni fa
  • nayr497
    nayr497

    Metric system and the 24-hour clock make very, very rational sense.

    Mese fa
  • সরপুরিয়ায় পোকা
    সরপুরিয়ায় পোকা

    Loved how you dissed SUV owners.

    Mese fa
  • Mr. Bigglesworth
    Mr. Bigglesworth

    I love that through Bush Jr., Obama and Trump,this man has never got political. He knows what the people want. Jokes about hot pockets.

    Mese fa
  • Xrp Will it go up?
    Xrp Will it go up?

    🤗✌️

    29 giorni fa
  • Diean Osis
    Diean Osis

    Cisium lmao

    Mese fa
  • Cisium
    Cisium

    There is only one thing the people want besides jokes about hot pockets, and that is: hot pockets.

    Mese fa
  • Andres Peirano
    Andres Peirano

    YOOO Shoutout to my boy Jim! Bjorn Borg was a legendary tennis player.

    Mese fa
  • Steve Polverini
    Steve Polverini

    That's what I remember about the metric system too. Was going to be the big new thing. Had to unlearn everything!

    Mese fa
  • Steve Polverini
    Steve Polverini

    @imiss toronto We have to have two sets of tools for everything.

    Mese fa
  • imiss toronto
    imiss toronto

    you are the only country in the world that refuses to use it. It isn't new, it is big, and its a thing.

    Mese fa
  • Sergio Serrano
    Sergio Serrano

    He rubs his belly a lot doesn’t he?

    Mese fa
  • Sandra Noneofyourbusiness
    Sandra Noneofyourbusiness

    And tells himself what a good boy he is

    25 giorni fa
  • Specialized61
    Specialized61

    My Lord he’s so funny!

    2 mesi fa
  • FireFlashDrive
    FireFlashDrive

    3:28 ....this joke felt kinda real considering whats happening in office right now.

    2 mesi fa
  • Jessica Smith
    Jessica Smith

    FunNeH

    2 mesi fa
  • Sjinzar Austin
    Sjinzar Austin

    Bjorn Borg Bjorn Borg... peed a little!!

    2 mesi fa
  • Charlie Dillon
    Charlie Dillon

    Yeah I don't care about your windmill country.

    2 mesi fa
  • Crinkle #
    Crinkle #

    I lived in Germany twice, my ex husband was in the military. Anytime I was by myself everyone thought I was German, blue eyes lite brown hair. I understood some German but was embarrassed to speak it lol

    2 mesi fa
  • Thunder'sDad
    Thunder'sDad

    When I was a kid my mom was always afraid I was going to say the word "bomb" at the airport and somehow we'd all end up in a Turkish prison. We weren't even in Turkey, but she still thought we'd all end up in a Turkish prison.

    2 mesi fa
  • Boom King76
    Boom King76

    He was awesome in Super Troopers..

    2 mesi fa
  • JJ Ryan
    JJ Ryan

    He was alright meow.

    Mese fa
  • James Smith
    James Smith

    Most aliens speak English I have noticed as well

    2 mesi fa
  • Daenerys
    Daenerys

    Australians are probably the second most racist people next to Americans.

    2 mesi fa
  • Hogan Savoy
    Hogan Savoy

    @MojoRisin ... Take issue with it all you want. Facts are facts pal.

    2 mesi fa
  • MojoRisin
    MojoRisin

    @Hogan Savoy again, i take issue with the fact that you called US action in ww2 the single handed reason and that we should be thankful.

    2 mesi fa
  • Hogan Savoy
    Hogan Savoy

    @MojoRisin ... You wouldn't be typing that sentence in English had the US never existed. FACT.

    2 mesi fa
  • MojoRisin
    MojoRisin

    @Hogan Savoy I do respect the efforts of the US. But to call it single handed would be a little off the mark.

    2 mesi fa
  • Hogan Savoy
    Hogan Savoy

    @MojoRisin ... And they were all LOSING the war until the US joined in. You would either have never been born or would be speaking either German or Japanese right now if it wasn't for the United States. So please try to show a little respect.

    2 mesi fa
  • Bob Gymlan
    Bob Gymlan

    I watch an Australian game show called the Chase. Australians seem to love the US. They’re always trying to win money to go to California. Or “San Fran.” Good people!

    2 mesi fa
  • Kay Gee
    Kay Gee

    Nope. Canadians are just nice to American’s faces. As soon as you guys leave we’re like,”They smell like cheese and ammonia.”

    2 mesi fa
  • imiss toronto
    imiss toronto

    @Liz H Hmmm well we don't understand how such an idiot got elected.

    Mese fa
  • Josh Lyons
    Josh Lyons

    @Liz H lol thanks, its all in good fun

    2 mesi fa
  • Liz H
    Liz H

    All Canadians talk about is Trump.

    2 mesi fa
  • Liz H
    Liz H

    @Josh Lyons I'm Canadian and I think you are funny.

    2 mesi fa
  • Josh Lyons
    Josh Lyons

    Beats smelling like beaver musk and moose shit, go suck a syrup tap and pull your horn to some celine deon lol

    2 mesi fa
  • IndyShepherd
    IndyShepherd

    “Murder people...” 🤣😂😆

    3 mesi fa
  • DannyDevil Hamilton
    DannyDevil Hamilton

    The best Colonel Sander's ever

    3 mesi fa
  • Just About Anything
    Just About Anything

    I didn't know Australian people like Americans so much. I like you folks too mate.

    3 mesi fa
  • jesse kuchinski
    jesse kuchinski

    He's the most anti Dutch comedian ever😂

    3 mesi fa
  • Irate Pirate
    Irate Pirate

    @Bob Gymlan what the hell are you doing here? I watch your videos all the time dude, but I never thought I stumble across you in a gaffigan comment section.

    2 mesi fa
  • Anthony Okeiyi
    Anthony Okeiyi

    Coochie skeet?

    2 mesi fa
  • Bob Gymlan
    Bob Gymlan

    jesse kuchinski Polish? Lol

    2 mesi fa
  • Anthony Okeiyi
    Anthony Okeiyi

    @jesse kuchinski lol no it's not

    3 mesi fa
  • jesse kuchinski
    jesse kuchinski

    @Anthony Okeiyi it means I like sauerkraut and dumplings

    3 mesi fa
  • Anunnaki Menagerie
    Anunnaki Menagerie

    A number system based on twelve makes more sense than a number system based on ten

    3 mesi fa
  • Captain Quirk
    Captain Quirk

    @Anunnaki Menagerie : Exactly right. 12 can be divided by 3, 4 and 6, which is very convenient. We'd lose easy divisibility by 5, but we'd gain 3 and 6, and I think that's a fair tradeoff. :-) Unfortunately, we've gone way too far down the base 10 road to turn back now! (What a shame that evolution gave us five fingers on each hand instead of six!) (Damn, _so close!)_

    Mese fa
  • Anunnaki Menagerie
    Anunnaki Menagerie

    @Anthony Okeiyi twelve can be easily divided by many more numbers than ten. In a twelve base system, ten and eleven would be written as single digit numbers, while twelve would be the first two digit number.

    3 mesi fa
  • Anthony Okeiyi
    Anthony Okeiyi

    Why?

    3 mesi fa
  • Tony Griffin
    Tony Griffin

    love his language.

    3 mesi fa
  • Rex Butt
    Rex Butt

    At around 3 min mark you can feel the NPC programming in the crowd start to get triggered.

    3 mesi fa
  • Rex Butt
    Rex Butt

    @Matthew Conway Are you Tony the Tiger? lolol

    2 mesi fa
  • Matthew Conway
    Matthew Conway

    And it's great!!!

    2 mesi fa
  • theh1n1shot
    theh1n1shot

    canadians like us. nope we don't. just dont wanna get shot so we pretend.

    3 mesi fa
  • cdh79
    cdh79

    I flew to the German Island Sylt last month with my golfbag and the man before me in customs also had two golfbags(one of his, and one of his wife) and the customs agent asked him "are there two dead bodies in there?" so i responded "we have three dead bodies in total" (pointing to my golfbag). He started laughing and waved us through. I think such a conversation would have ended up with me being tasered in the US. :P

    3 mesi fa
  • cdh79
    cdh79

    @Larissa Tanibang all joking aside for a moment, it's of course highly tragic that such a joke can even be made..

    15 giorni fa
  • Larissa Tanibang
    Larissa Tanibang

    @cdh79 woah I felt that in my bones 😂😂😂😂

    15 giorni fa
  • cdh79
    cdh79

    @Larissa Tanibang chances of being shot would be rather low.. after all, we were at an airport, and not at a high school.. ;)

    15 giorni fa
  • Larissa Tanibang
    Larissa Tanibang

    Or shot dead.😂😂😂

    15 giorni fa
  • M Rijke
    M Rijke

    Dutch people can take themselves too seriously. I know, I'm Dutch 😁

    3 mesi fa
  • Wood Ronald
    Wood Ronald

    thank you for making me laugh

    3 mesi fa
  • gwimmer98
    gwimmer98

    „You are so dumb you know nothing about Europe”. Hahahaha. Im European and laughing my as off because it’s so true

    3 mesi fa
  • Nathaniel Winingear
    Nathaniel Winingear

    I speak english, the language jesus spoke. I'm dying

    3 mesi fa
  • Generic Guy
    Generic Guy

    Keith Bell this quote is attributed by liberals to a myriad of conservatives all the time as a way to mock the intelligence of conservatives. I heard a couple guys at my work attribute it to Sarah Palin. Kind of ironic huh?

    27 giorni fa
  • Keith Bell
    Keith Bell

    Eric van Bezooijen, I remembered reading that line about “Jesus English” several years ago in a reputable source (not a blog, etc.), but I was clearly taken in and should have investigated deeper. You’re right; I’m wrong. I found attributes of this quotation in Wikipedia, but this source says it’s a very old “quote”. Mea culpa. www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2014/feb/12/facebook-posts/bachmann-didnt-say-bible-was-written-english-and-n/

    Mese fa
  • Eric van Bezooijen
    Eric van Bezooijen

    @Keith Bell That looks to be a fake quote. You have to try pretty hard to sound dumber than Louie "Goober" Gohmert (R-TX).

    Mese fa
  • Keith Bell
    Keith Bell

    John w, she wasn’t joking. Ignorant people, imbued with hubris, tend not to care that they sound dumb as shit.

    Mese fa
  • John w
    John w

    @Keith Bell I hope for her sake she was joking.... If she wasn't she was dumb as a rock!

    Mese fa
  • don ald
    don ald

    You anti Dutch bastard!

    3 mesi fa
  • Peter P
    Peter P

    I don't like Canada

    3 mesi fa
  • imiss toronto
    imiss toronto

    we dont care

    Mese fa
  • VultureClone
    VultureClone

    "Australians like Americans so much.." Hah hah...if only he could hear what Aussies say about Americans, he wouldn't be saying that. Aussies are just friendly to everyone though, so probably just being polite.

    3 mesi fa
  • tinpot1978
    tinpot1978

    Waits for the butthurt Americans... Oh no, wait.. they're here.

    3 mesi fa
  • bob494949
    bob494949

    It can’t be as bad as Americans talk about Aussies. They just laugh and feel bad for them.

    3 mesi fa
  • webmillions
    webmillions

    VultureClone 😂 And then you realized how much you need the US to protect you 😂🇺🇸

    3 mesi fa
  • ZoZo
    ZoZo

    “Do you speak English?” *robot noises*

    3 mesi fa
  • The GratefulGamer
    The GratefulGamer

    Horse* noises

    29 giorni fa
  • youBoob
    youBoob

    thats Bantu from the Mbenga and Mbuti pygmy nomads of Sudan and Western Congo. i speak Bantu and can translate for you: "Bjorn Borg, bjorn borg...." *click* *pop pop* *click pop* there. i hope that cleared it up for you

    3 mesi fa
  • Mud Puddle
    Mud Puddle

    That was the best joke ever!

    3 mesi fa
  • Joseph Muir
    Joseph Muir

    “...it’s too hard, it’s based on 10’s”.... Hahahaha

    3 mesi fa
  • the Earl of Oxfordshire
    the Earl of Oxfordshire

    Ha ha ha ha ha that's a good one mate

    Mese fa
  • Captain Quirk
    Captain Quirk

    I literally laughed out loud at that.

    Mese fa
  • Trinexx360
    Trinexx360

    Admittedly international travel should be easier for Americans. When the customs agent asks "What do you plan to do in our country?" you should always reply with "I'm American. I'm here to eat food and tons of it".

    3 mesi fa
  • Steak Williams
    Steak Williams

    "I am here to sample the array of hotpocket varieties native to your country"

    25 giorni fa
  • Captain Quirk
    Captain Quirk

    Hot pockets!

    Mese fa
  • Főfasírozó
    Főfasírozó

    Please do a lead role in a trailer trash movie!

    3 mesi fa
  • Ala De Pollo
    Ala De Pollo

    For REAL !!!!!

    3 mesi fa
  • David Top
    David Top

    I'm part Dutch and I love that joke!!!!

    3 mesi fa
  • Cassidy Bilec
    Cassidy Bilec

    Canadians like Americans? You sure about that bud?

    3 mesi fa
  • Kerri Wilson
    Kerri Wilson

    @LostDutchman glad to hear that. From PEI, Canada.

    3 mesi fa
  • Cassidy Bilec
    Cassidy Bilec

    @LostDutchman it-stream.com/stream/video-kx6_yBkuve8.html the truth.

    3 mesi fa
  • LostDutchman
    LostDutchman

    Cassidy Bilec That has been my experience traveling to Canada.

    3 mesi fa
  • Savannah
    Savannah

    What do you plan to do in our country...m..murder people.....XD

    3 mesi fa
  • the man
    the man

    1:21, That is so true

    3 mesi fa
  • Nancy Foroughi
    Nancy Foroughi

    He is so funny!

    3 mesi fa
  • Deborah Mounts
    Deborah Mounts

    LOL love it--so true!

    4 mesi fa
  • Ray Watson
    Ray Watson

    "I speak English the language that Jesus spoke". "Were not dumb, I'm just not that interested"

    4 mesi fa
  • Ray Watson
    Ray Watson

    @JJ Ryan Oh really? I just watched the French President Macron make Trump look like a country hayseed at the recent conference. Being American, especially when you are Peewee Herman, doesn't make you superior.

    Mese fa
  • JJ Ryan
    JJ Ryan

    Ah yes, the "all cultured" French. That's for suckers. Pee Wee said it best.... "wine and stinky cheese".

    Mese fa
  • Exercise&Relax
    Exercise&Relax

    "That woman is now my wife." Lol

    4 mesi fa
  • Patrice Marie
    Patrice Marie

    ..... My God! ....You got a lot of roll overs .... to keep these gigs going! ....... funny stuff!

    4 mesi fa
  • Karen Coley
    Karen Coley

    I am binge listening as we speak......love it!

    4 mesi fa
  • penn707
    penn707

    Why do Russian men always wear 1980 style track suits?

    4 mesi fa
  • David M
    David M

    gopnik! ;)

    Mese fa
  • Jessy Rose
    Jessy Rose

    @Eldin Salovic Wow, thank you for sharing that.

    3 mesi fa
  • Eldin Salovic
    Eldin Salovic

    Because its a status symbol back in the day that you had connections in the west.

    4 mesi fa