It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  • Henar Contreras Mateos
    Henar Contreras Mateos

    PERCY JACKSON!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    2 ore fa
  • Łemon
    Łemon

    *One of the best intros I’ve ever seen*

    6 ore fa
  • Kyle Schaeffer
    Kyle Schaeffer

    This is the whitest thing ive ever watched. I'm white and this is to write for me.

    8 ore fa
  • Elise Offleash
    Elise Offleash

    me, hearing her say "the pit of tartarus": calm DOWN she's not that crazy also me, upon seeing a Percy Jackson book: shes a goddess becoming more godlike

    9 ore fa
  • KennPlayz
    KennPlayz

    Dude I hope my gf is like this

    10 ore fa
  • starry girl
    starry girl

    I had a 45 pack of crayons with a creation sharpener built into the box in 3 to 5 grade I was so cool

    11 ore fa
  • BuzBoixGames
    BuzBoixGames

    1:24 you can see her nipple

    13 ore fa
  • Cluky3338
    Cluky3338

    i have the same tiny pathetic backpack ;>

    15 ore fa
  • 10k subs with 0 vids
    10k subs with 0 vids

    2020.

    15 ore fa
  • handsomepete
    handsomepete

    I took all those classes in university- 20 + years ago. Oh how things have changed...actually not much as changed...quantum mechanics is still quantum mechanics and what goes up must still come down. Spherical coordinates suck - so I suggest sticking with the "normal" ones. Stumbled on your videos because you did a Bob Ross painting. Moving on - I have a legitimate question about food allergies - I see you've travelled and you eat a lot, so I'm curious to know how adults manage it. My son has food allergies and it's always nice to hear how other adults have managed it (without going crazy). Seems you have a fairly healthy relationship with your allergies so I'm curious to know how you got there. Your parents must have been pretty relaxed about it?

    16 ore fa
  • Michael No
    Michael No

    sksksksksks and I oop and I oop

    21 ora fa
  • Kate Gamon
    Kate Gamon

    She's perfect

    22 ore fa
  • serlina
    serlina

    where was i this whole time? just found your video and immediately fell in love with your quirkiness

    Giorno fa
  • Sara Boushehri
    Sara Boushehri

    is she eating a whole mushroom in the beginning of the video

    Giorno fa
  • puncake
    puncake

    "DID YOU CLEAN THE CAT? EVERY CORNER OF IT?" X,D im dying .o . omg those subjects must be hard to study :,(( good luck :D

    Giorno fa
  • Ya boi beans
    Ya boi beans

    imagine hating social studies and english

    Giorno fa
  • KichaChildx
    KichaChildx

    "I'm studying physics, my courses this semester are calculus, algebra, physics, and chemistry." Oh worm

    Giorno fa
  • Addy K
    Addy K

    3:08 did you read Percy Jackson/Heros of Olympus/ The Trails of Apollo? Because if you did, I think that I live you 1,000,000,000 times more. Édit: 4:49 OMG you do. ok you are now one of the most awesome amazing coolest person on earth.

    Giorno fa
  • Beatriz Cavalheiro
    Beatriz Cavalheiro

    After 5 years in university taking biochemistry, I find your excitement cute and naive xD . In all seriousness welcome to the academics circle, where teachers talk about their personal lives for no reason at all.

    Giorno fa
  • xXUnicorn SaraxX
    xXUnicorn SaraxX

    Lol!I have the same binder as you

    Giorno fa
  • Oh my Lanta!
    Oh my Lanta!

    I know you do your youtube thing and have literally millions of people here who would defend you to your grave, but I genuinely hope you have or find a friend at your university. It really makes all the difference :)

    Giorno fa
  • hi bich bye bich
    hi bich bye bich

    She reminds me of Sheldon Cooper

    Giorno fa
  • CRAZY COOKING GIRL
    CRAZY COOKING GIRL

    I am a freshman in high school. Yay?

    Giorno fa
  • 《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》
    《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》

    *Legend says she misses her uneven hairdo.* That's just a legend tho -3-

    Giorno fa
  • momo
    momo

    Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

    2 giorni fa
  • carrot soup
    carrot soup

    0:14 wHAT DID I DO

    2 giorni fa
  • BigChungus 69
    BigChungus 69

    6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

    2 giorni fa
  • fortsaretaken
    fortsaretaken

    *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

    2 giorni fa
  • Mia Harp
    Mia Harp

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

    2 giorni fa
  • Wønder
    Wønder

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

    2 giorni fa
  • BTNLOCO
    BTNLOCO

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

    2 giorni fa
  • Dana Neveu
    Dana Neveu

    Shutterstock

    2 giorni fa
  • theresamariee
    theresamariee

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

    2 giorni fa
  • Bratu Horia
    Bratu Horia

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

    2 giorni fa
  • Ashleigh Scanlon
    Ashleigh Scanlon

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

    2 giorni fa
  • Ryan Herd
    Ryan Herd

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

    2 giorni fa
  • Ali the potato
    Ali the potato

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

    2 giorni fa
  • Raisa Ryuna
    Raisa Ryuna

    What happened to your room joana

    2 giorni fa
  • SophieWhiskers
    SophieWhiskers

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

    2 giorni fa
  • Nany V
    Nany V

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

    2 giorni fa
  • Clarie Crystal
    Clarie Crystal

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

    2 giorni fa
  • Disconext
    Disconext

    I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

    2 giorni fa
  • Anita K
    Anita K

    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

    2 giorni fa
  • I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy
    I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

    Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

    2 giorni fa
  • Jesse Ortega
    Jesse Ortega

    Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

    3 giorni fa
  • HowdyGents
    HowdyGents

    Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

    3 giorni fa
  • Crispy Chicken
    Crispy Chicken

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

    3 giorni fa
  • DAVE? Official Fanpage
    DAVE? Official Fanpage

    God dammit Samantha

    3 giorni fa
  • Matthew Barnette
    Matthew Barnette

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

    3 giorni fa
  • Alex Stansbury
    Alex Stansbury

    She's a modern day Velma

    3 giorni fa
  • ketsia
    ketsia

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

    3 giorni fa
  • Tessa Byers
    Tessa Byers

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

    3 giorni fa
  • Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

    3 giorni fa
  • The Magnificent WICKED
    The Magnificent WICKED

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

    3 giorni fa
  • John Smith
    John Smith

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

    3 giorni fa
  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
    Kpop Ruined My lifeu

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

    3 giorni fa
  • ThatAwkward Vampire
    ThatAwkward Vampire

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

    3 giorni fa
  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

    3 giorni fa
  • Eren Datass
    Eren Datass

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

    3 giorni fa
  • Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

    3 giorni fa