It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
Artist: incompetech.com/
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  • Corbyn Besson Fan
    Corbyn Besson Fan

    Back to school shopping is the best part

    14 ore fa
  • Tried 2
    Tried 2

    My math teacher loves math jokes but They make no sense

    Giorno fa
  • Kaya Robinson
    Kaya Robinson

    Why doesnt she have a lisence or a car??

    Giorno fa
  • Casey C
    Casey C

    what's in your mouth for the first segment? 😂

    2 giorni fa
  • Elly Kellogg
    Elly Kellogg

    god i love u

    3 giorni fa
  • Riley Montana
    Riley Montana

    The wigs 😭

    6 giorni fa
  • Riley Montana
    Riley Montana

    Lmao this had my dying

    6 giorni fa
  • Krosant UWU
    Krosant UWU

    Someone has to sponsor Joana!

    6 giorni fa
  • ur mom
    ur mom

    dont mess up *now*

    6 giorni fa
  • Amber Perkins
    Amber Perkins

    I'm a freshman I'm so done with high school like why do I need english and your not alone I left my sanity in 5 grade and moved soooooooo probably never getting that back

    7 giorni fa
  • Mrs. Lee Felix
    Mrs. Lee Felix

    but what if she is planning on exploding the earth in a few days...

    7 giorni fa
  • hey at least I tried
    hey at least I tried

    I too, have an ungodly amount of muji pens

    7 giorni fa
  • Vernita Samuel
    Vernita Samuel

    all her classes mostly seem easy

    8 giorni fa
  • Cyber_Blue
    Cyber_Blue

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

    9 giorni fa
  • lotte in weimar
    lotte in weimar

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

    9 giorni fa
  • Cash’s Vlogs
    Cash’s Vlogs

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

    10 giorni fa
  • Weird Creep
    Weird Creep

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

    13 giorni fa
  • Sienna Magic
    Sienna Magic

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

    14 giorni fa
  • mj
    mj

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

    14 giorni fa
  • jin's china plates
    jin's china plates

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

    14 giorni fa
  • cornellcornell1
    cornellcornell1

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

    15 giorni fa
  • Esme Rosales
    Esme Rosales

    i recognize that food court 😭

    16 giorni fa
  • Samantha Herrador
    Samantha Herrador

    Yes

    16 giorni fa
  • rhianna
    rhianna

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

    17 giorni fa
  • wetweineydog
    wetweineydog

    take me to harry styles

    17 giorni fa
  • retno sri danisworo
    retno sri danisworo

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

    17 giorni fa
  • GachaMeme
    GachaMeme

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

    17 giorni fa
  • azrielic_
    azrielic_

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

    18 giorni fa
  • K Lum
    K Lum

    0:15 Olaf

    18 giorni fa
  • Madisyn Smith
    Madisyn Smith

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

    19 giorni fa
  • Penelope Carnival
    Penelope Carnival

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

    19 giorni fa
  • Chloe Vega
    Chloe Vega

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

    19 giorni fa
  • Maxine Lyncey
    Maxine Lyncey

    ey i read percy jackson too

    20 giorni fa
  • Sahara
    Sahara

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

    22 giorni fa
  • coffee beans
    coffee beans

    we have added features such as: adult

    22 giorni fa
  • Zzzannie
    Zzzannie

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

    22 giorni fa
  • rubz.x
    rubz.x

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

    23 giorni fa
  • Keisha Muzadi
    Keisha Muzadi

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

    23 giorni fa
  • María Ibarzábal
    María Ibarzábal

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

    23 giorni fa
  • lauren elizabeth
    lauren elizabeth

    okay but i think joana is my idol

    24 giorni fa
  • Lina Zhou
    Lina Zhou

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

    24 giorni fa
  • ACC
    ACC

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

    24 giorni fa
  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

    25 giorni fa
  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet

    🌃🔪

    25 giorni fa
  • Leilani Child
    Leilani Child

    physics is useless- tbh

    25 giorni fa
  • natasha parvin
    natasha parvin

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

    25 giorni fa
  • Helen Batista
    Helen Batista

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

    26 giorni fa
  • Jstarj production
    Jstarj production

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

    26 giorni fa
  • Senpai•Kawaii04
    Senpai•Kawaii04

    It’s my birthday :(

    26 giorni fa
  • Matt Steer
    Matt Steer

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

    27 giorni fa
  • Matt Steer
    Matt Steer

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

    27 giorni fa
  • Alison's Studies
    Alison's Studies

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

    28 giorni fa
  • Sleeping Repurr
    Sleeping Repurr

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

    28 giorni fa
  • no no
    no no

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

    28 giorni fa
  • A Random Duck On The Internet
    A Random Duck On The Internet

    👌

    29 giorni fa
  • Brenda Christie
    Brenda Christie

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

    29 giorni fa
  • Maybelline August
    Maybelline August

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

    29 giorni fa
  • Griffin Davis
    Griffin Davis

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

    Mese fa
  • Aurianna Houseman
    Aurianna Houseman

    I love this girl. She's too cute

    Mese fa
  • 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ
    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

    Mese fa