The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • Jerry Casseus
    Jerry Casseus

    I don't like him

    Giorno fa
  • kickbuttme
    kickbuttme

    How is this Stephen Colbert guy still in business?

    5 giorni fa
  • a.vishnu Tejaskar
    a.vishnu Tejaskar

    Bro.. your show is too serious ..you gotta chill out. People watch shows to have a fun time.

    11 giorni fa
  • Libby Bautista
    Libby Bautista

    P

    15 giorni fa
  • Dr.Alexander
    Dr.Alexander

    “I found that it’s not over until the audience is over it, not when I’m over it” “That’s difficult for an entertainer because part of the job is to please” So based on those two statements, Stephen just told the world how insecure he really is as a person.

    18 giorni fa
  • erebusl
    erebusl

    Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.

    23 giorni fa
  • Johann Dino
    Johann Dino

    Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.

    25 giorni fa
  • matt henderson
    matt henderson

    Shouldn’t have apologized

    28 giorni fa
  • Mystery Mogul
    Mystery Mogul

    Damn I thought he was talking about sex

    Mese fa
  • Jerome Le banner
    Jerome Le banner

    Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

    Mese fa
  • Amar Fawwas
    Amar Fawwas

    The Upside Down*

    Mese fa
  • shaelovebeyonce
    shaelovebeyonce

    He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

    Mese fa
  • Charles Bubba Bagsby
    Charles Bubba Bagsby

    Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

    Mese fa
  • Dig Facts
    Dig Facts

    This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

    Mese fa
  • Fizz Hussain
    Fizz Hussain

    Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

    Mese fa
  • Chris Young
    Chris Young

    woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

    Mese fa
  • Isaac Wu
    Isaac Wu

    That's powerful little man

    Mese fa
  • david turner
    david turner

    What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy. There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that? Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period. Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?.. Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both? I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much. Just as much, that would be huge help. We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we? How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else? Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

    Mese fa
  • jennifer emmert
    jennifer emmert

    The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

    Mese fa
  • CP Lucci
    CP Lucci

    Kevin not on Conan's... That's a low blow

    Mese fa
  • Sonny Managbanag
    Sonny Managbanag

    Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

    Mese fa
  • T J
    T J

    People just want you to grovel.

    Mese fa
  • Paul Gitonga
    Paul Gitonga

    useless..........

    Mese fa
  • ffs -
    ffs -

    Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.

    Mese fa
  • David Leach
    David Leach

    I thought it was funny

    Mese fa
  • NimbusKhan NK
    NimbusKhan NK

    It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.

    Mese fa
  • Candyman
    Candyman

    To all gays it's not natural haha

    Mese fa
  • Forrest R Oney
    Forrest R Oney

    Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .

    Mese fa
  • Elvis Van
    Elvis Van

    _🌌11PM May 24 2019~_

    Mese fa
  • Jayanth arawa
    Jayanth arawa

    Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever

    Mese fa
  • Kookachulu
    Kookachulu

    5:30

    Mese fa
  • Daddy Paddy
    Daddy Paddy

    Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working. Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!

    Mese fa
  • What The Dude
    What The Dude

    What did he do ?

    Mese fa
  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown

    I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

    Mese fa
  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown

    "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

    Mese fa
  • janet jackson
    janet jackson

    YOU OK WITH YOU...you over it? but you are still an onion.

    Mese fa
  • janet jackson
    janet jackson

    the onion analogy means IT STINKS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEEL IT ...IT STILL STINKS.

    Mese fa
  • Gina Cable
    Gina Cable

    What did he do?

    2 mesi fa
  • SwtorBro
    SwtorBro

    kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

    2 mesi fa
  • Saran Hassan
    Saran Hassan

    Dude you are legend,period.

    2 mesi fa
  • chrisguy98TM
    chrisguy98TM

    what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen

    2 mesi fa
  • Marino Buneta
    Marino Buneta

    he say we come back but the fu.....ng video is ower

    2 mesi fa
  • Mauri QHD
    Mauri QHD

    i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right

    2 mesi fa
  • Marcelo Dinucci
    Marcelo Dinucci

    You have nothing to apologize for, well done.

    2 mesi fa
  • Higher World
    Higher World

    This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.

    2 mesi fa
  • Fighter Man
    Fighter Man

    I hate Stephen Colbert

    2 mesi fa
  • Alejandro Gomez
    Alejandro Gomez

    Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days

    2 mesi fa
  • Travis Gillespie
    Travis Gillespie

    I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people

    2 mesi fa
  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection

    THE O5 CONNECTION WAS CREATED TO CONNECT YOUNG PEOPLE IN & OUT OF LIBERIA!

    2 mesi fa
  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection

    THANKS OSCARS

    2 mesi fa